Anti-mønstre er praksisser, der ligner Agile, men underminerer dens formål — ofte kaldet "cargo-cult" eller "falsk" Agile, hvor hold vedtager ritualer uden værdier. At genkende dem er det første skridt til at reparere en stagneret transformation.
Hyppige anti-mønstre
WATER-SCRUM-FALL sprints wrapped around a fixed, sequential plan
ZOMBIE SCRUM all the ceremonies, no working Increment or energy
VELOCITY AS TARGET pressure to raise points → estimate inflation
SCRUM MASTER = PM assigning tasks, status-reporting up
COMMITMENT THEATER "estimates" treated as binding deadlines
NO RETRO ACTIONS retros happen but nothing ever changes
