Anti-vzorci so prakse, ki izgledajo Agile, vendar nasprotujejo njegovemu namenu — pogosto se imenujejo »cargo-cult« ali »lažni« Agile, kjer ekipe prevzamejo rituale brez vrednosti. Njihovo prepoznavanje je prvi korak k popravljanju ustavljena transformacija.
Pogosti anti-vzorci
WATER-SCRUM-FALL sprints wrapped around a fixed, sequential plan
ZOMBIE SCRUM all the ceremonies, no working Increment or energy
VELOCITY AS TARGET pressure to raise points → estimate inflation
SCRUM MASTER = PM assigning tasks, status-reporting up
COMMITMENT THEATER "estimates" treated as binding deadlines
NO RETRO ACTIONS retros happen but nothing ever changes
