Anti-patterns ni mbinu ambazo zinaonekana kuwa Agile lakini zinashindilia madhumuni yake — mara nyingi huitwa "cargo-cult" au Agile "bandia", ambapo timu huchukua upanga bila thamani. Kuzitambua ni hatua ya kwanza ya kurekebisha mabadiliko yaliyosimama.
Anti-patterns za kawaida
WATER-SCRUM-FALL sprints wrapped around a fixed, sequential plan
ZOMBIE SCRUM all the ceremonies, no working Increment or energy
VELOCITY AS TARGET pressure to raise points → estimate inflation
SCRUM MASTER = PM assigning tasks, status-reporting up
COMMITMENT THEATER "estimates" treated as binding deadlines
NO RETRO ACTIONS retros happen but nothing ever changes
Mfano halisi
Timu inashinda standups ya kila siku, Sprints, na retros, lakini haisambazi chochote kinachotumiwa kwa robo ya mwaka kwa sababu "Done" inamaanisha "code iliyoandikwa, haitajifichwa." Sherehe ni halisi; Agile si.
